I know, I know, it’s late again. I have a legitimate excuse this time. On Monday, I wasn’t able to get all the restrictions on account of work stuff, and then yesterday, I forgot. I didn’t say it was a good excuse.
Title: The Man Who Had No End of Garden Fence Troubles
Premise: So, an advanced alien civilization does hundreds of thousands of routine invasions of less developed species around the universe almost daily. They hire loads of staff who remotely oversee and manage these invasions from their desks, and are mostly bored and underpaid employees at the bottom of the corporate food chain. Our story follows one such alien through his daily routine, charting his catastrophic blunders and incompetence that destroys many small civilizations.
Dialogue: “Listen, I’m not sure I can legally do what you’re asking here…”
Technical: Every sentence has to have the letter ‘z’.
If anyone’s wondering, it’s okay, I didn’t have a heart attack when I got them. But I came close.
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